Like Jim Jones, Into the Obscure knocks you out with one punch

I'm Alex Russelburg, writer of Into the Obscure, a wholly owned subsidiary of Undercover Awesome (That's right; subsidiaries, biatch! Ed.). You may have noticed the little button on the top of this page. Now, it's not just there for decoration. We have content. It's in English. You can read it. For free. This is revolutionary. The future is now. Viva La Awesome!